Hollywood Harry

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Harold "Harry" Petry

Joe Spinell

Max Caldwell

Shannon Wilcox

Candy / Cupid (voice)

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Danielle Petry

Pete Schrum

Clapper

Redmond Gleeson

Skeeter

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Stinson

Mallie Jackson

Regina

Marji Martin

Betty Anne

Mark Thomas

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